fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

Right there with ya Hawkeye, right there with ya.





pica-scribit:

feministbatwoman:

jennytrout:

blackfashion:

Queen

If Colbert is leaving Comedy Central, they need to let her take over his time slot with her own show.

… suddenly I am 100% on board with Colbert going to the Late Show. 

A MILLION YES



WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

(via mhd-hbd)

Oh, you’ve been shot by an arrow that sucks. Wait…what the fuck are you doing DON’T YANK IT OUT BACKWARDS!!! Do you WANT completely severed tendons and a much higher chance of dying? WITH the angle of entry, not against it! (And break of the fletching first, FFS).

(via tiraynan)



acederek:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie



humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

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HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA

humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

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roseoflancaster:

Could’ve titled it: “why Rose disappeared…”

Rose in real life is a single foreign girl in London who last summer took on a new job. That was a terrible mistake. I became unemployed last October and until February I managed to keep up with rent while I won 2 jobs and had to wait for contracts, trainings and paperwork - only to end up having both offers withdrawn due to this waiting time that was out of my control. Now I’m behind rent, just learned I didn’t get a great role from being in the final 2. And I’ve been given notice: pay the arrears or move are my options but I have literally nowhere to go, and no means to pay: I’ve already exhausted everything in the past months.

I’m raising money while my friends and family step up as well as I do, to somehow get this amount together in the upcoming approx 20 days. If it can be done, I won’t lose my home and belongings and won’t end up homeless (from being a considerably successful manager girl in London a year ago… Huge downfall to deal with.)

I thought my life was just getting on track for good a year ago. If I can save my home that would look like a possibility again. I’ve seen amazing movement to help me find a job, but if I lose my home attending to interviews and impressing future bosses would become increasingly difficult. I’m trying to avoid the downward spiral that lands people on the street or in shelters or hostels.

Please help me, if you ever enjoyed my blogs, my role plays, please spread the word so maybe I can succeed in this. Please even if you can’t donate yourself help me to reach out to enough people here.

Thank you & God Bless you all!!

"Humph-mun" / owner of Rose of Lancaster